There is nothing like a nice swim on a hot summer day! Especially in the Sea of Galilee. Jesus claimed in the new Testament that "one cannot live in showers alone, One must invite the Sea of Galilee onto their bodies to advert the devilish heat from piercing their bodies" I hope by now you noticed I was being schismatic with my wording, but this indeed happened this week.
According
to Politico, a group of GOP officials and congressmen had taken a “late night
dip” in the sea, while on junket last summer. They also reported that alcohol
may have been a factor in this doing and one of the lawmakers Rep. Kevin Yoder
(R-Kan.), swam naked and has recently apologized for his wrongdoing. Talk about
a baptism. There have been no official charges, but the FBI and the house
majority leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), have given a stern talking to, to the man
involved.
Can I ask, what were they thinking???Did they think that Jesus was going to come back and re-baptize them??? I don't think so, Jesus is busy with trying to fill the holes in his hands so he can eat M&M's again!
If they were looking for a religious experiences, they have come to the wrong place. When I have my religious experiences I am usually getting stoned or having sex, not taking a giant bath. What if that is someone's dinrking water?? now your germs are up in there! UGH! I guess this gives a new meaning to "feel the spirit inside you" I wonder if any of them peed in the water! DOUBLE UGH!! that is an enviormetal hazard and needs to be dealt with!
Maybe they were looking for a way to win elections in the upcoming months and they figured a little "divine intervention" was needed! I am hoping that this re-baptism worked, but who knows!. I don't know I'm not a christian!!!
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