Tell me when you are off your man period...

We  haven't posted in a while..vacation, working...ECT but we are back!

I ( Amanda)  have be a fan of Bill Maher for many of years now!  ( I cannot say the same for my co-author Chelsea, I don't know if she is a fan) But I do enjoy his show "Real Time, with Bill Maher and I thoroughly enjoy his movie "Religulous". I have come up with a the top 6 New rules on Bill Maher's show!

If you have not seen the show, Host Bill Maher tackles political issues and embarks on a journey of self discovery. No, he tackles every political issue under the sun! but with a light hearted feel, ending with the "New Rules" segments which are, to be frank, ARE AWESOME!!!!

Bill Maher isn't for everyone but his monologue and his new Rules segment are probably two of the funniest things on television. He has a very brash style and I like that a lot. Nowadays a lot of people on TV try to act nice and sweet to try and not say something controversial, Bill Maher doesn't care he's willing to go out on a limb and say what he feels. He also allows his guests to speak. All in all Bill Maher's series  is very entertaining  and he  speaks the truth, love him or hate him.

here is the website to the show: http://www.hbo.com/real-time-with-bill-maher/index.html


Top 6 New Rules:

1.) If an actor gets so much plastic surgery that they're not quite the same person, they have to change their name so it's not quite the same name. Example: "Did you see Lindsey Lowland on SNL last night?" "No, I was watching an Arthur Schwarzegger movie." "Which one was that?" "You know, that one with Dickie Rourke and Sylvester Scallion.

2.) Since Oscar voters are 77 percent male, 94 percent white and 86 percent over 50, the Academy must change its name to The Tea Party.

3.) Instead of going on TV and rambling on and on about how Hollywood is a cesspool that has no values, right-wing TV personalities must come to one of our cocaine orgies and say it to our face.

4.) I'm against quotas, but Hollywood must voluntarily agree to make only half of all movies and TV shows out of the premise: "What if a superhero had everyday problems?" This would leave 51 percent of films free for "I'm Freaked Out About a Wedding," "I'm So Sad About My Dead Child, I'm Not Even Wearing Make Up" and "Oh My God! I'm on Vacation With Zach Galifianakis."

5.) All Hollywood agents must disclose what they really wanted to be before they gave up and became a Hollywood agent. Come on. Get it out. This way we can make sure your neuroses don't get mixed up with your client's neuroses. And no, we're not reading your script.

6.) Stop making movies where grown men are handed a baby and completely lose their mind. Even I know how to handle an infant. You support his head when you hold him, and if he's fussy, you have him suck on a rag soaked in Jack Daniels.